syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank 

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

chillhemmings:

mukesgirlx:

hemmoslegs:

cuddlyhemming:

aboveluke:

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NOT RISKING

Sorry not sorry

no way I’m taking this chance. cant fuck it up.

WHAT THE FUCK

castielslittleleviathan:

reallylameblog:

b0rntobereal:

50-shades-of-eren-jaeger:

beaniebaneenie:

fakegalleryprincess:

I don’t even have a computer.

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Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here

THE NOTES.

We now have 5,468,701 little sarcastic douche nuggets on here 

6,066,307 little shitheads

I want to take this opportunity to say I pooped my pants when I was 7 while I was on the playground

9,182,275 lying bastards

mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

a message a day keeps the blogger ok

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

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